only on Monday nights
at fantasy radio will
you be able to play
devizes’s premiere
biscuit-themed guessing
game…
what’s my biscuit!
From the clues provided,
g u e s s w h i c h b i s c u i t
we’re merrily munching
in the studio - first
righ t answerer sets
next week’s what’s my
biscuit!
(no, that really is it)
Wakefield’s Department Store
one of my favourite things to do is reflect on all the
things we used to eat, play with, make, drive, ride, watch,
read, listen to etc. on Monday nights we reminisce with misty
eyes about all this magical stuff as we wander the many
levels of my virtual shop. sometimes ‘wakefield’s’ is closed
in order to re-stock ‘look in’ and ‘lilt’, in which case I might
suggest a theme for the evening such as school p.e. circa
1984! a lively discussion usually ensues - please join in!
CHEESE & BISCUITS
beat Pete!
my mate Pete winterton (pictured here eating a
massive cake with me in the studio) is a very
knowledgeable guy. can you get more
retro-related questions right than he
does? if you beat pete we place him in the
stocks and throw wet sponges at him in
the style of a 1980’s school fete!*
* pete is not aware of this yet
hi, welcome to the page to accompany my Monday night radio show
“cheese & biscuits” presented by me - biscuit Tim - which you can listen to at 97fm in
devizes and everywhere else at fantasyradio.co.uk
I’m typing this out in ‘synchro let’ font as it’s the closest thing i can find to anything retro
which is what my show is very much about!
On Monday nights we:
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play ‘what’s my biscuit?’
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play ‘beat Pete’
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sometimes forget to give out the answers to ‘what’s my biscuit’ and ‘beat Pete’
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TAKE an indulgent stroll down memory lane discussing weighty topics such as: Morris
marinas, clarkes commandos, chocolate tools and the ancient art of
pipe smoking.
Monday Nights
7-9pm
tune in at fantasy radio 97 fm or fantasyradio.co.uk
Tim
Pete
Pipewatch!
Spy for us!
Pipe smoking is on the decline,
we need you to report on who
you’ve seen, where, when and
with what kind of pipe. These
sightings must be logged
before this manly pastime
d i s a p p e a r s f o r e v e r.
Submit via the blog page.
Recent sightings:
26/03/20 Chippenham High St
senior gent smoking ‘bent
billiard’ in self-assured manner
- no hands!
Dying Dictionary
This is our growing compendium of words,
phrases and names which are sadly falling out of
common parlance. Submit yours during the
show or via the blog to be read out on Monday
nights and recorded here in an effort to return
them to everyday usage. Keep them coming!
Here’s some we have a record of in no particular
order:
Toodleoo, Toodle Pip, By Jove, By Jingo, Blast,
Bounder, Feel like the wreck of the Hesperous , Throw
a wobbly, Unto the good, Wicked, Fresh, Roy, Ray,
Susan, Lovely Jubbly, How’s your father, His Nibs,
Good Day, My giddy aunt, I’ll
be the son of a Dutchman,
festooned, bedecked…
ContactUs…
During the show:
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Call the studio - 01380 730555
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Text the studio - 07520 61 91 81
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Email the studio via website -
fantasyradio.co.uk
At other times:
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Email - [email protected]
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comment via the blog page at
biscuittim.com
CORONAVIRUS
Please note that due to these troubling times we cannot use the Fantasy Radio studio at present which
means I am unable to present a live show. However, all is not lost as thanks to modern technology I
can pre-record the show at my home studio wearing my slippers! Thanks to my regular listeners who
I love with all my heart, Cheese & Biscuits has always been a very interactive show so in order to try
and preserve this ‘happening vibe’ (yes, I actually just typed that) please check out the blog page
where we can follow up recent shows, suggest topics for forthcoming shows, request your fave retro
tracks and generally make silly comments.
Web design by Biscuit Tim & Tom Palmer but mostly Tom Palmer. I did the arty bits, he did the techy bits and frankly it
has cost me a small fortune in Toblerone, you should see how much this guy eats, honestly, he must have hollow legs!!
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